Jail Mail

I received this letter in the mail last week:

Dear Rach...

I don't know what's going on here. Debbie [his wife/drug buddy/punching bag] told me that she wanted to talk to me, so (you know I love that woman) I went over there. She stayed the night with me in my car. [Oh, the romance!] I gave her all my money. [Big mistake!] Then she calls the cops. [Who didn't see that coming?] I didn't cause a scene or nothing. Anyway, I am in the Flat Land County jail. I haven't got to see daylight since I got probation. Please help me. Please give me a chance.

Sincerely,

Inmate # 126274

P.S. I got 2 charges in Fake Cow County and I don't know why. Can you please see what they are so we all can work this out? Thank you.



I am thinking this is not going to be a good year for poor old #126274.